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I know we’ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the industry, but now I suggest that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let’s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she’s been discarded by her boyfriend of two years, Tony Romo. Sure, Jessica’s being seen publicly partying, but really, it cannot be mistaken what she’s feeling inside. Look at these pics, isn’t it obvious? She’s about to… vomit.

It’s the second time this week that she went partying and got drunk. The last time she got wasted was at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee Simpson. The second time was last night. She celebrated her best friend Ken Paves’s birthday at Beso in LA, and looked a little too drunk as she was escorted back to her car.

I don’t really care about Jess’s feelings, though. Why I want to pause and watch her drown in sorrow is because she copes by drinking and we all know that girls do the nasty naughty things when drunk. Plus, Jess is a blonde. And you know what they say, blondes are more fun. So, Jessica, it’s okay to drink in order to heal your broken heart. Just make sure you wear skimpy little outfits when you party, okay? So there. If you want more drunk pics of Jessica, go here.

Just because she considers herself to be a bona-fide country singer, that doesn’t mean Jessica Simpson can wolf down all the deep-fried food she wants. Judging by these photos takes at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff, she looks like she everything (and everyone) in sight. Is she going for Dolly Parton territory? Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if she is, considering he career’s pretty much been a copy of everyone else. But seriously, she’s gotta lay off the cornbread and focus more on her career, considering she almost doesn’t have one anymore. Her “country” effort was modest at best. Her last few films haven’t done well at the box-office (as evidenced by the theatrical flop Blonde Ambition) and now it seems she’s about to lose her sex-symbol status. Well, I’m sure a lot of you like ‘em with a little meat on their bones and would take Jessica any way, shape or form, but for someone like her who’s teetering on the edge of has-beendom, the least she could do is hang on to her body. Well, maybe it’s just a phase. Perhaps when she finally sees these pictures, she’ll think twice about eating that slice of blueberry pie.

Maybe it’s her rumored engagement with that football player that’s making her so happy and so oblivious to the weight gain. Although, there’s no set date yet and that the engagement is only “on it’s way”. Perhaps it’s the anticipation of the big event, or the pressure of not knowing if he’s gonna pop the big question that’s making her stress-eat. I just hope she hasn’t bought her wedding dress yet.

In the meantime, you’ll be able to reminisce about the sexy Jessica by picking up her direct-to-dvd film, the ironically titled Major Movie Star. Or save the agony of sitting through her “acting” and head on over to this site to see some other steamy stuff from Jess!

Carrie Underwood recently said that her ex-boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo, still calls her, and apparently that statement didn’t sit well with Romo’s current flame, Jessica Simpson.  So what she did was snoop through his cellphone and check up on him.  The NY Daily News reported that she told a Nashville radio station that she and Tony “got a chuckle over it”, and that Underwood’s comments are “definitely” not true, having been confirmed by Jessica herself when she checked Romo’s call log.   I don’t know what model phone he uses, but maybe somebody ought to tell Jessica that you can usually delete items from your call log, as far as I know.  I mean, this guy’s a football jock, so you know he’s used to hooking up with more than one chick at any given time.

Is a Jessica Simpson-Carrie Underwood catfight in the offing?  Only if Tony doesn’t know how to cover his tracks, but being the quarterback of an NFL team, I’m sure he’s picked up lots of tips on how to do that over the years.  Who would you pick?  Check this link if you want to compare both babes, in their naughtiest images available!