Celebs Hunter Blog

At least that’s what Brad Pitt thinks. And I totally agree. Angelina Jolie still shines as one of the hottest chicks on the planet despite being a mom to a number of kids, and even despite the emergence of budding hotties like Megan Fox, Cheryl Tweedy, or Olivia Wilde. Yes, Maxim and FHM named them as the hottest women in 2008, but you can never disagree that Angie can whip them all off the list if she just makes enough effort.

Anyway, rumors of Angelina’s split with Brad surfaced for months last year (and even the early parts of this year), but Angie and Brad remained unshaken and still appears as sweet as ever. I can’t blame Brad, though. Angie’s practically a goddess so why on earth would he think of even letting her slip away. okay that sounds freakishly cheesy, so I’ll stop now.

Anyway, if you want to see how Angelina remained hot throughout the times, view her sexy pics here.

You know what people say. A marriage created from a broken-up one is doomed to fail. Or something like that. Okay, nobody ever said that before me, but you gotta admit that that’s what Jennifer Aniston is saying if the rumors about the supposed break-up of Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are true. If you’re in LA and see a skinny faux-blonde woman with a big nose dancing down the street doing the I-Told-You-So dance, it’s probably Jen celebrating. But I digress. After years of being together and surviving every disparaging remark thrown their way, after all the rumors, the scandals, and the near-break ups, it seems the two are officially headed for splitsville. How do I know this? Well, I read it in the Enquirer, so it must be true.

According to the rag, a source has confirmed that it is indeed “official” that the two will be separating ways. The Enquirer reports that after Angelina has finished filming her actioneer Salt, she’ll be packing up and moving the kids to Paris where she plans to recuperate from this tragedy. Or something to that effect. The news seems surprising especially since the couple were seen very sweet and, well, together when Brad’s film Inglorious Basterds premiered in Cannes last month. Supposedly, it was all an act, that the couple had already agreed to split even before Cannes. They were merely trying to prevent the story from getting out, but word got out anyway. Enquirer refuses to name their source for fear of, well, getting that person fired or worse. So right now, unless Bradgelina make an official statement, I’m inclined to believe that tabloid.

Then again, the paper isn’t exactly the most credible source of information. I don’t know what to think right now. On one hand, there have been persistent rumors about their break-up for a while so there has to be a grain of truth about this all. On the other, This is Bradgelina were talking about. The couple who went against all the odds to get together and, more importantly, stay together. Plus I don’t think there are any two more stubborn people in Hollywood, ergo they will do their best to make things work. But if they don’t, expect Brad to get a visit from Jennifer in crotchless panties sometime soon. And Ange? Well, let’s just say a horse head in her bed should be the least of her worries. Ah, Hollywood. One crazy town where crazy things happen. See a lot of those crazy things here.

Ever since getting screwed up by Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston has been jumping from bad relationship to bad relationship. I call it the Sienna Miller syndrome - broken by a man then becoming a whore with zero morals and a fucked-up romantic life. Getting dumped for tinsel town’s hottest whore is sure to screw with anyone’s ego, therefore making them do things no normal woman would do. That’s exactly what’s been happening to Jen who can’t seem to keep her man. And now, it looks like the former Friends star has got a new man in her cross hairs. None other than 300 dude Gerard Butler. So for this edition of Celebs Hunter blog, let’s examine the many ways Jennifer Aniston has gone wrong with the men in her life since Brad.

Vince Vaughn: He was the first guy Jen hooked up with post-Brad. They met on the set of their movie The Break Up and sparked a romance. Vince has been a known player, being linked to several starlets, but Jen was looking for something to take her mind off her messy divorce and the two landed in each other’s arms. But joy didn’t last long fro the two and they broke up for undisclosed reasons.

John Mayer: After trying the single life for a while, Jen rebounded with the pop singer. From the get-go it seemed it was an unusual match. Jen was this actress who was serious about becoming a major movie star, while John was just… well, lets just say that the only relationship John Mayer can have with anyone is with himself. But again, Jen ignored the signs and naysayers and went ahead with the relationship only to have it implode because of a third-party: TWITTER.

And now Gerard Butler: The manly action star of 300, Rock N Rolla, and others. But despite his macho image, he has been inundated with rumors of being gay. But again, Jen doesn’t seem to mind those rumors (no matter how insistent they are) and is looking to go ahead with the romance. I have this feeling that this will all end badly for Jen when his gay sex tape comes out in the middle of their relationship and she will again find herself brokenhearted and confused.

So what’s an aging 40-year-old actress who’s film career is hanging by a thread going to do? I have one word of suggestion: Lesbianism! Worked for Lindsay Lohan. Oh, wait… Still, she should be willing to give it a try. This whole straight thing ain’t working for her so there’s that alternative. And it’ll give her a bit more edge when she does it. And let’s all hope a lezzie sex tape will emerge from that.

It’s sex tapes and other Hollywood shame you can find here, all for you to discover.

These Hollywood couples are just dropping like flies. Although, I have to admit that whenever Jennifer Aniston is part of it, I’m not surprised to hear about a break-up. After having her heart smashed into a million little pieces when Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie, Jen has pretty much left a trail of man carnage ever since, jumping from man to man and never having any lasting relationship. So it comes as no shock that she and her latest manwhore John Mayer have been rumored to have broken up finally.

I say finally because rumor is this isn’t the first time these two have ended their relationship. Though I don’t know the specifics of previous alleged breakups since they were never really reported in the media, I have a pretty good idea of the things these two fight about. Hair products. Diet regimens. The fact that’s he’s dating a grandma. Little things that almost always cause a snag in any relationship.

Rumor is he broke up with her. Though neither of their “reps” are talking right now, it’s speculated that it happened after Jen’s European tour promoting Marley & Me.

If you ask me, they shouldn’t break up. There, I’m taking a stand. I say that because they have so much in common. They’re both annoying. They both suck at what they do. And they both have this misconception that they’re funny. Just because you were on a hit TV sitcom for 10 years where every brilliant quip was written for her doesn’t make you a funny person. And neither is having so much free time to make video blogs and invite all of your cool celeb friends and pollute the internet with your garbage because you’re too lazy to make your crap music.

I really hope that this rumor isn’t true. Only for the reason that these two should not be allowed back into the dating world. Who knows how many people they’ll inflict their own brand of crazy on. So best of luck to the not-so-happy couple. Work it out ya crazy kids!

And speaking of crazy, take a look over here and see more crazy Hollywood happenings.

Remember Roseanne Barr?  I guess that means you were alive in the 80s so you must be pretty old now, just like her.  But instead of fading away and leaving us with good memories of her halcyon days, it looks like Roseanne’s trying to get back in the spotlight, by attacking Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of all people.  Well, she may be a genius, because that gets her instant attention!  In her blog, Roseanne attacks Jon Voight, which is understandable, but then she rags on Brangelina by posting this:

“jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).”

Of course after all the fireworks in the tabloid shows and gossip blogs that followed, Roseanne had to backtrack a bit and say:

“i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media’s images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media’s representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!”

Jon Voight also issued his own statement, but hey who wants to hear from an even older crackpot than Roseanne?  Besides, we’ve all got better things to do, and that’s check out the latest Angelina Jolie pics that are here on this link!