Celebs Hunter Blog

They must put it as one of the wonders of the world why bitches like Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and Heidi Montag are even talked about in Hollywood. Why am I talking about this shit, you ask? Exactly my point. The rise of reality TV has caught masses of people tuning in and talking about not-so-talented “actresses” and “actors” while those who have the talent aren’t given the spot on the limelight that they deserve.

Let’s focus on this Kristin cavallari bitch from MTV’s Laguna Beach. I heard that everybody hates her because she is the evil bitch on the show. Right, and everything isn’t scripted. Back to Kristin, she’s not even that gorgeous. Her looks just a simple, forgettable American girl turned star-wannabe. She’s not even interesting, so why the hell is she still here?

It’s obvious I’m not much of a fan of reality TV and most especially these Tv star-wannabes, but I know most of you aren’t too. So let’s start a revolution and boycott these kinds of crap from our precious TV sets. It’s time to annihilate reality TV, as well as Kristin Cavallari and that other Hollywood skanks and all the scandals and crap they’ve been making which, by the way, you can catch here.

At least that’s what Brad Pitt thinks. And I totally agree. Angelina Jolie still shines as one of the hottest chicks on the planet despite being a mom to a number of kids, and even despite the emergence of budding hotties like Megan Fox, Cheryl Tweedy, or Olivia Wilde. Yes, Maxim and FHM named them as the hottest women in 2008, but you can never disagree that Angie can whip them all off the list if she just makes enough effort.

Anyway, rumors of Angelina’s split with Brad surfaced for months last year (and even the early parts of this year), but Angie and Brad remained unshaken and still appears as sweet as ever. I can’t blame Brad, though. Angie’s practically a goddess so why on earth would he think of even letting her slip away. okay that sounds freakishly cheesy, so I’ll stop now.

Anyway, if you want to see how Angelina remained hot throughout the times, view her sexy pics here.

I know we’ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the biz, but now I advise that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let’s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she’s been discarded by her boyfriend of two years, Tony Romo. Sure, Jessica’s being seen publicly partying, but really, it cannot be mistaken what she’s feeling inside. Look at these pics, isn’t it obvious? She’s about to… vomit.

It’s the second time this week that she went partying and got drunk. The last time she got wasted was at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee Simpson. The second time was last night. She celebrated her best friend Ken Paves’s birthday at Beso in LA, and looked a little too drunk as she was escorted back to her car.

I don’t really care about Jess’s feelings, though. Why I want to pause and watch her drown in sorrow is because she copes by drinking and we all know that girls do the nasty naughty things when drunk. Plus, Jess is a blonde. And you know what they say, blondes are more fun. So, Jessica, it’s okay to drink in order to patch your broken heart. Just make sure you wear skimpy little outfits when you party, okay? So there. If you want more drunk pics of Jessica, go here.

LeAnn Rimes was spotted on Thursday wearing her wedding ring, despite the handful of rumors of her separation with husband Dean Sheremet. Us Magazine reports: “They are leading separate lives and not staying together most of the time, but still in each other’s lives as best friends,” the source said. “They are still not divorcing yet, but are working through things and taking time apart — as they have been — while they figure things out.”

In case you have forgotten, the country singer has been involved in a lot of rumors lately because of her affair with Eddie Cibrian. She was caught in a video meeting up with Cibrian at a local bar and seen sucking on his fingers and getting it on. LeAnn pretty much admits the affair, only, it was Cibrian who keeps on denying it even there was already a proof.

And of course, there are the constant rumors about her husband being gay (as if it isn’t obvious enough). Pretty sure LeAnn enjoys this kind of centerfold as she hasn’t been in it for quite some time now (or ever). It’s the same reason behind wearing her wedding ring even if the whole world already knows she’s a plastic cheating whore that needs all the fucking attention she can get. Whoa. Okay, that was harsh.

Anyway. If you want to keep track of the latest Hollywood controversies and scandals like LeAnn’s, drop by this place here.

Well, it doesn’t really surprise us anymore that Miley Cyrus is no angel. Well, no wonder she is; she’s the daughter of Achy-Breaky Heart one-hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus, anyway. So if you have a little kid and she adores Miley, singing and dancing with a blonde wig, you should beware of the serious consequences that might probably occur in her adolescent years. I mean, that slut Miley, she’s 16, and she already had a 21-year-old boyfriend live with her, not to mention all her slutty self-pics, and her hypocrisy of not having sex until marriage. All that shit and more adored by little girls?! Oh please, whoever said that Miley’s a role model can die already.

For sure, after she’ll be officially out of Hanna Montana’s shadow, she’ll do a Lindsay Lohan or a Britney Spears of sorts. This is what happens to caged animals, isn’t it? It’s kinda obvious from her first appearance on the Disney Channel that she’s a slut. With her obnoxious voice and crooked smile, who’d be fooled, right?

So now, she dumped her underwear model boytoy, reportedly at present sneaking out with Nick Jonas, posing provocatively with older men, making out with unknown dudes, now, showing the whole world she has boobs and a cleavage… What could be next than a fucktape? If that happens, you’ll see me out on the streets singing and dancing to the “I Told You So” song. I just couldn’t wait. But in the mean time while we count down to Miley’s coming-of-age break-out episode, let’s go and be more disappointed with her by looking at her sluttiness at this place here.

It isn’t just Megan Fox who sizzled at the Transformers movie premiere at LA. Her co-star Isabel Lucas was a scene stealer at the  opening night of the movie, looking hot and classy in her Chanel chiffon gown. Playing a slutty bitch in the film, Isabel provided Megan a competition as to who the hottest girl is in robotown. I’d still say it’s Megan, but Isabel’s catching up fast.

This Australian actress isn’t new to the glare and controversies of Hollywood. She already became a hot item when she hooked up with Entourage star Adrian Grenier and Transformers co-star Shia Labeouf. Oh, I mean she was the girlfriend of Adrian when she hooked up with Shia. The Transformers stars were involved in a DUI incident during the filming of the movie, where Isabel was riding shotgun when Shia crashed into another car at 3 am. Adrian wasn’t so happy about learning his girlfriend partying with Shia. So soon after a little hypocrisy of still appearing sweet together, the two broke up. It was almost too safe to assume that it was Adrian who disposed Isabel, but TMZ revealed it was actually the other way around.

Aside from being torn among Shia and Adrian, Isabel was also seen hanging out with Jared Leto lately. Popsugar.com reports that the possibly new couple “had big smiles on their faces on Sunday when they paid a visit to an LA grocery store to pick up flowers and a few Easter baskets.” Anyway, this Hollywood hottie is also climbing up the fashion ladder as she has been invited to be the special guest of Chanel at their Haute Couture Show in Paris that’s happening on July 7th. Hmm… So, a fashion career and a new boytoy? Not bad! Find out more about this hottie here and more Hollywood celebs and scandals.

It’s been a while since Jennifer Aniston’s cooch has been sprinkled with semen and so it seems that now she’s desperate enough to get some peen, even that of Twitter-lover, ex-boyfriend John Mayer. Yup, after rumors of trying to get back together with ex-husband Brad Pitt, and midnight hook-ups with 300 star Gerard Butler, Jen is getting tired of the single life and would just like a quick fuck. So I guess she ain’t getting none from the two other men and she’ll just have to settle for limp-dicked “musician” John who she’s supposedly been texting and calling while drunk on her ass. Reports say that while filming her new shitty comedy The Baster, Jennifer has gotten lonelier and sadder, prompting the drunk-dialing that occurs. And while Gerard is off slaughtering people in his new movie and Brad has Angelina’s hawkeye on him all the time, the only guy that’s available to her is poor little mankini-wearing John. Yes, the guy that dumped her over Twitter. That John Mayer.

Is this what the world is coming to? What does it mean for the rest of us when a semi-attractive single 40-year old woman with a vibrant career and a desire to stay relevant despite her old age has to stoop down to get some peen? It seems like we’re not the only ones disgusted by this behavior. Jen’s loyal friend from Friends Courteney Cox-Arquette has hit her over the head since finding out about Jen’s late-night desperation. Courteney and John never got along when Jen and John were still dating and gave a blood offering to the gods when the two finally broke up. And now, Jennifer has the gall to say something like “I act from the heart, and if I lose some friends for wanting to get with John, then so be it.” Okay, bitch needs to listen to her sensible cougar friend and get a major reality check. Short-term hook-ups with major douchebags will go nowhere. Jen should take a cue from Courteney and grow up, act her age (no more of these playing starry-eyed twentysomethings looking for love in the big city crap), and get serious.

If Jen is so hungry for some dick, she should just go out and hire a stripper, or call boy. Or, heck any one of those vibrant young up-and-coming actors who are dying to get some ancient vadge would even do. Just put down the phone and step away from the Mayer. The last thing Jen wants to do is get a helping of a Mayer weiner, because she’ll be right back where she started. She’s already gotten a bit of respect for dumping that douche, she shouldn’t turn back now. Who knows Jen, you’re final fuck with John might end up on Twitter. Then you’ll be in deep shit. See more of your favorite stars get into some deep shit right here.

You know what people say. A marriage created from a broken-up one is doomed to fail. Or something like that. Okay, nobody ever said that before me, but you gotta admit that that’s what Jennifer Aniston is saying if the rumors about the supposed break-up of Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are true. If you’re in LA and see a skinny faux-blonde woman with a big nose dancing down the street doing the I-Told-You-So dance, it’s probably Jen celebrating. But I digress. After years of being together and surviving every disparaging remark thrown their way, after all the rumors, the scandals, and the near-break ups, it seems the two are officially headed for splitsville. How do I know this? Well, I read it in the Enquirer, so it must be true.

According to the rag, a source has confirmed that it is indeed “official” that the two will be separating ways. The Enquirer reports that after Angelina has finished filming her actioneer Salt, she’ll be packing up and moving the kids to Paris where she plans to recuperate from this tragedy. Or something to that effect. The news seems surprising especially since the couple were seen very sweet and, well, together when Brad’s film Inglorious Basterds premiered in Cannes last month. Supposedly, it was all an act, that the couple had already agreed to split even before Cannes. They were merely trying to prevent the story from getting out, but word got out anyway. Enquirer refuses to name their source for fear of, well, getting that person fired or worse. So right now, unless Bradgelina make an official statement, I’m inclined to believe that tabloid.

Then again, the paper isn’t exactly the most credible source of information. I don’t know what to think right now. On one hand, there have been persistent rumors about their break-up for a while so there has to be a grain of truth about this all. On the other, This is Bradgelina were talking about. The couple who went against all the odds to get together and, more importantly, stay together. Plus I don’t think there are any two more stubborn people in Hollywood, ergo they will do their best to make things work. But if they don’t, expect Brad to get a visit from Jennifer in crotchless panties sometime soon. And Ange? Well, let’s just say a horse head in her bed should be the least of her worries. Ah, Hollywood. One crazy town where crazy things happen. See a lot of those crazy things here.

Ever since getting spurned by Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston has been jumping from bad relationship to bad relationship. I call it the Sienna Miller syndrome - broken by a man then becoming a whore with zero morals and a fucked-up romantic life. Getting dumped for tinsel town’s hottest whore is sure to screw with anyone’s ego, therefore making them do things no normal woman would do. That’s exactly what’s been happening to Jen who can’t seem to keep her man. And now, it looks like the former Friends star has got a new man in her cross hairs. None other than 300 dude Gerard Butler. So for this edition of Celebs Hunter blog, let’s examine the many ways Jennifer Aniston has gone wrong with the men in her life since Brad.

Vince Vaughn: He was the first guy Jen hooked up with post-Brad. They met on the set of their movie The Break Up and sparked a romance. Vince has been a known player, being linked to several starlets, but Jen was looking for something to take her mind off her messy divorce and the two landed in each other’s arms. But joy didn’t last long fro the two and they broke up for undisclosed reasons.

John Mayer: After trying the single life for a while, Jen rebounded with the pop singer. From the get-go it seemed it was an unusual match. Jen was this actress who was serious about becoming a major movie star, while John was just… well, lets just say that the only relationship John Mayer can have with anyone is with himself. But again, Jen ignored the signs and naysayers and went ahead with the relationship only to have it implode because of a third-party: TWITTER.

And now Gerard Butler: The manly action star of 300, Rock N Rolla, and others. But despite his macho image, he has been inundated with rumors of man-lovin'. But again, Jen doesn’t seem to mind those rumors (no matter how insistent they are) and is looking to go ahead with the romance. I have this feeling that this will all end badly for Jen when his gay sex tape comes out in the middle of their relationship and she will again find herself brokenhearted and confused.

So what’s an aging 40-year-old actress who’s film career is hanging by a thread going to do? I have one word of suggestion: Lesbianism! Worked for Lindsay Lohan. Oh, wait… Still, she should be willing to give it a go. This whole straight thing ain’t working for her so there’s that alternative. And it’ll give her a bit more edge when she does it. And let’s all hope a lezzie sex tape will emerge from that.

It’s sex tapes and other Hollywood shame you can find here, all for you to discover.

Just when you thought fame-hungry whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt couldn’t get any more desperate for attention, another bit of “news” concerning the couple has just been released to the blogsphere. They’re breaking up. And before all you boning-for-Heidi dudes start cheering in your cubicles or bedrooms because she’s finally gonna be single - HOLD ON. The news just gets shittier.

According to sources, the break-up is all part of a publicity stunt/plot point for the next season of The Hills, where producers are scared of a huge ratings drop since Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge will be MIA by then. So, the producers of the “reality” show are now “scripting” a break-up, complete with mad press coverage, front-page tabloid exclusives, a long drawn-out late night talk show appearance period, and then the inevitable reunion where the beautiful couple will most probably cover People Magazine or Us Weekly with the headline “Together Again”. I don’t know about you, but this shit is pissing me off!!!

First of all, how idiotic do these people think we are? Everyone knows that The Hills is far from reality. It’s about as real as Heidi’s tits. So to do something like this for what, ratings, is clearly just a means of trying to be talked about and making money for Heidi, Spencer, and MTV Networks. Are they that hard-up for storylines that they have to resort to this? Clearly they are.

Now that the planned break-up has broken out in the media, I wonder if the dynamic dud duo will still push through. A part of me wishes they do, just to see this whole charade come falling down on their empty skulls and make a fool of everyone. Just like the stars over here, doing some crazy-ass shit that we can all enjoy.